|A guest editorial by Kinbote, a political analyst from Texas.
I can’t tell you how many 9-months-pregnant women I’ve seen climbing the border fences in Tijuana. Some of them make it. Thankfully, others get picked off by snipers or chewed apart by dogs.
More intrepid still are the women who swim from Havana to Miami as they are actively giving birth to their child. The clock ticks as they paddle and paddle and pray to God that they’ll make it before the baby’s feet do (that’s considered the precise time the baby is officially born, from an immigration standpoint.) The sight of these women crawling onto the beach and holding their baby prizes over their heads, popping champagne bottles to toast their new life in America makes me SICK.
I speak, of course, of the “anchor baby” debate currently taking place in the United States.
An anchor baby is a child born to an illegal immigrant mother who came to the United States with the express purpose of giving birth on good ol’ American soil, so that her baby will be an ipso facto American citizen, and she and her baby can immediately cash in on that GOOSE THAT LAYS THE GOLDEN EGGS known as the American welfare system.
Ever since Barack HUSSEIN Obama was ILLEGALLY elected president, anchor baby benefits have skyrocketed into the stratosphere, adding even more incentive for illegal immigrants to cash in on the United States’ already bloated first-rate DELUXE four star welfare system, which is the envy of the free world.
I don’t think I have to remind you that Barack HUSSEIN Obama himself is HALF MUSLIM, HALF ANCHOR-BABY and 100% COMMUNIST and it is therefore not hard to see his sentimental attachment to porky programs like this.
How much longer are we going to stand by and watch as MILLIONS of illegals squat on the ground just over the border and spawn one of their offspring right there in the dusty Arizona desert, only to be put up in a swank housing project and fed and clothed so that she never has to lift a finger another day of her life?
How long are we going to watch our tax dollars buy baby formula and diapers for BABIES THAT SHOULDN’T EVEN BE IN THE COUNTRY TO BEGIN WITH?
How long are hardworking American citizens going to foot the bill for the mother’s PEDICURES, CABLE TELEVISION and SALTY SNACKS only to see her drop a few more little MEAL TICKETS at various American emergency rooms WHICH WE’LL ALL HAVE TO PAY FOR?
How many more bags of Doritos is the government going to pay for ONLY TO SEE THEM CRAMMED INTO THE GULLET OF A RAPIDLY-GROWING MEXICAN TODDLER so that he can go on to FURTHER BURDEN THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM by demanding BI-LINGUAL EDUCATION?
Why should my tax dollars go to support a big fat baby WHO I DON’T EVEN KNOW AND PROBABLY WILL NEVER EVEN SPEAK MY LANGUAGE?
How heavy does the little porker need to get before he’s TOO BIG TO SEND BACK TO HIS OWN COUNTRY?